Hey, if your freight train or your action movie is out of control, who better to save the day than
Denzel? This is junk food, but it's tasty junk food, though I must say it's more than a tad annoying that the Bad Thing that happens happens because of union men dicking off. Things aren't bad enough for the unions?
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A hilarious goof for about the first half-hour, this parody of superherodom and more or less serious treatise on yin and yang stays solidly entertaining throughout, but given that the intended audience isn't exactly the
Hustler magazine contingent, you wonder why heroine Roxanne, voiced by the defiantly un-Barbie dollish
Tina Fey and as smart as any father and grandfather of a daughter and granddaughter could wish any role model to be, needs to be quite so . . . well, three-dimensional.
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Sometimes brilliant, sometimes sappy, always Disney--the studio's 50th solo animated feature.
Trailers
- The Eagle--Another ancient Rome movie that looks awful.
- Battle: Los Angeles--Another alien-invasion movie that looks awful.
- Sanctum--Spelunking Aussies in 3D.
- Gulliver's Travels--Didn't laugh once, and as much as I love Jack Black, do we really need to see him in 3D? Incidentally, to answer a question raised by a friend, only Lilliput, apparently.
- Yogi Bear--Also didn't laugh. Oh, god.
- Kung Fu Panda 2--Did laugh, once, at KFP's extended ninja staredown with the audience.
- Never Say Never--Justin Bieber in 3D; the adolescent pheromones were flying!
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader--Does this count as Jesus' first 3D film appearance?
- Mars Needs Moms--Or, in Australia, Mars Needs Mums; thanks IMDb.
- Cars 2--No Australian alternate title.
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