29 February 2008

. . . 'til somebody loses an eye

U23D

Post
Hey, you know what would be really good in digital 3D is that "I'm Fuckin' Ben Affleck" video.

Full disclosure: I like U2 OK, but I'm not a hardcore fan, which put me in a minority of about 25-2 in this crowd (the core of the friend I went with is firm, I'd say, but hardly hard). If I were hardcore, I might think this the most kickass concert film ever; as it is, I'll settle for saying that the digital effects are kickass and the concert footage is very good. But I gotta tell you, that Adam Clayton is gonna put somebody's eye out with that bass. (Yeah, Bono--the one guy whose name I already knew--named the other band members, else I wouldn't have known the bass player's name; to my generation "Adam Clayton" is 2/3 of a Harlem congressman's name.)

More interesting than the film itself was the hardcores' reaction to it--not as raucous as to an actual concert, but there was definitely some willing suspension of disbelief: applause after almost every song, and the occasional whoop. (And given that Bono's wraparounds looked a little like our 3D spex, who knows but what he was looking and listening back out at us.) The concertesque reaction was encouraged by a theater dweeb before the show, but basically that struck me as permission for the audience to follow their inclinations. You know how rational I am, and even knowing how logically silly it was, I felt the impulse to applaud once or twice myself.

Now to the sad part: theater dweeb told us we were the biggest audience the film had had in its 8 days so far--27 of us at a 14-screen shopping mall multiplex right off of I-95. Now maybe if they weren't showing the freakin' Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus show during the day in their one 3D-equipped theater, limiting U2 to 8 & after, they would have gotten some better matinee crowds. Or maybe not--I go mostly to matinees, and I'm often surprised how many people seem to find something better to do in the middle of a sunny day than go to a movie.

Anyway, if you're have any interest in rock music, Ireland, digital 3D, or peace, please see this film: it's not the best concert film ever, but it deserves better than this.

What's German for "grapevine"?

Falling

(2006)
  1. The Big Chill, except
  2. Austrian and
  3. essentially all women,
  4. at least two of whom were involved w/ the dead guy,
  5. who was their teacher;
  6. music not as good (though the end-credits "We Shall Overcome" by Gustav is intriguing, and I swear we hear some Beat Farmers in the background early on).
  7. Like TBC, early political commitment mostly theoretical now (though it remains strong for one),
  8. one character is a (sorta) likable criminal,
  9. and the most unabashedly positive character is the one from another generation (Ina Strnad).

28 February 2008

Scurvy

A lot of popcorn hulls under the gum since my last post, since which . . .

Tilda wins

The most genuine moment and the best acceptance-speech joke both came early Sunday night when Tilda Swinton surprised everyone, not least herself, by winning the Best Supporting Actress Oscar. I (well, Dave Kerr--but in this case, I would have on my own) had picked Cate Blanchett and also actually thought hers the best performance (not necessarily the same thing, of course), but Swinton's look of absolute shock at the announcement (sincere? Hey, she's a great actor, but nobody's that good) made it impossible not to be happy for somebody who has had a long, outstanding, mostly under-the-radar career. And who knew she could be funny, too? Never mind that she was just recycling Clooney's own self-deprecating joke; when you're an accepting an Oscar, originality is a bonus, but no one should demand it.

Orange loses

I have made my last traffic-defying walk along Marsh Hill Road while talking on the cell to my son-in-law: Showcase Orange will close after Sunday's shows. This, not to put too fine a point on it, sucks, and it sucks less for me than for the area's Indian community, because for the past year or two, Orange has routinely devoted one of its eight screens to a film from the Subcontinent. Will the Post Mall DeLux 14 give 1/14 of its screens to 1/6 of the world's population. Yeah, right.

But as sad as the closing is for Indian-Connecticutan filmgoers, let's face it: it's really all about me. What does this mean to the most important film audience in my life? Just tabulated my visits to Orange in 2007: only 11 trips for a total of 14 films, and none since 3 November. Still, among those 14 films were Children of Men, Once, A Mighty Heart, Sicko, Into the Wild, Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, and No End in Sight--I probably wouldn't have missed any of those, but that would mean 7 films I saw via Netflix would still be sitting in my queue.

So what happens now? I can think of a range of possibilities; let's start with the worst:
  • The Criterion, which has since its opening as an arthouse gradually moved toward a more mainstream theater, decides that with the one competing venue within fifteen miles for quieter, more thoughtful films gone, there's no reason not to push even harder toward Hollywood schlock. (I should point out that a key to my low number of visits to Orange in recent years has been a significant programming overlap between Orange and the Crit.) This would, in technical terms, suck donkey dicks.

I don't really think that will happen, though. More likely:

  • The Crit will stay the course, but so will the other National Amusements theaters in Greater New Haven, in Milford and North Haven. Those venues generally show the same slate of films, and all the blockbusters go there. If they don't pick up the Orange slack, then I guess I'll be Netflixing another 6-12 films a year that simply don't come to town, or seeing them in Manhattan, at the cost of other even more obscure stuff I might be seeing. This would suck slightly less than the suckiness outlined just above, and seems pretty likely.

But maybe I'm being too pessimistic. Maybe:

  • The two remaining Nationals will break their programming lockstep and one or both will pick up the Orange slack; this would be a Good Thing. Or . . .
  • Better yet, the Cine 1-2-3-4, which has in recent months shown I'm Not There simultaneously with Orange and 4 Months, 3 Weeks, 2 Days exclusively in Greater N.H., will seize the opportunity to run more exclusives. Given the new bus route that takes me practically to the front door, this would be a Very Good Thing. Or . . .
  • The Criterion could pick up the Orange slack and rebound toward its arthouse origin. I don't expect it, but that would be an Excellent Thing.

Until we find out, join me in raising a toast to Showcase Orange, 1994-2008 in its current location; not sure how long it spent on the other side of I-95.

24 February 2008

Blab sez* (2nd lede, writethru)

The best of 2007

Still a handful of 2007s† to go--including all the Oscar-nominated foreigns. But given what I've heard about the foreign noms, this may in fact be final. You can still check out my original lists, but this one reflects only one addition from the 1st lede, writethru, and the only bump is from one list to another.

True lies

Drama, English language

  1. No Country for Old Men (the toughest call in years)
  2. There Will Be Blood
  3. Michael Clayton
  4. I'm Not There
  5. In the Valley of Elah
  6. Away from Her
  7. Sweeney Todd
  8. Atonement
  9. This Is England
  10. The Savages

True truths

Documentaries

  1. No End in Sight
  2. In the Shadow of the Moon
  3. The 11th Hour
  4. Sicko
  5. Pete Seeger: The Power of Music
  6. Die Große Stille (Into great silence)
  7. Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
  8. Gypsy Caravan
  9. What Would Jesus Buy
  10. Helvetica

Greek to me

Foreign language

  1. Le Scaphandre et le papillon (The diving bell and the butterfly; France)
  2. La Faute è Fidel (Blame it on Fidel; France)
  3. El Orfanato (The orphanage; Spain)
  4. 4 luni, 3 saptamini si 2 zile (4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days)
  5. Persepolis (France)
  6. Direktøren for det hele (The boss of it all; Denmark)
  7. Shi gan (Time; South Korea)
  8. Nuovomondo (The golden door; Italy)
  9. Cama adentro (Live-in maid; Argentina)
  10. Se, jie (Lust, caution; Taiwan)

Under the radar

Stuff that grabbed me by not playing by the rules. Unranked except that the first one did indeed grab me harder than the rest--harder than many of those in the other lists, in fact.

Life is too short

Need I explain? In fact, need I even give each one a separate line, like it's something special, in a good way? Dan in Real Life, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Goya's Ghosts, In the Land of Women, Lions for Lambs, Mr. Brooks, The Nanny Diaries, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Reign over Me.

*with apologies to Jon, who sed first

†based on NYC opening

What's the matter, don't you like musical comedy?

What to watch on Oscar day, what to watch on Oscar day? Could see The Big Sleep downtown; but no: they don't know how to project a picture w/ standard aspect ratio. Could see Vantage Point downtown; but no: Manohla Dargis loathed it. Hey, I know: didn't have time last weekend to watch a movie in honor of the late Roy Scheider, as I'd hoped to. So what'll it be? Three candidates in my library: The French Connection, which I'd be perfectly happy to watch, but let's face it: as good as Scheider is, it's Hackman's movie; Jaws, which I'd be perfectly happy to watch, but it seems wrong to watch the ur-summer blockbuster in February; and the one for which, appropriately enough, Scheider received his only lead Oscar nomination. It's showtime, folks . . .

All That Jazz

(1979)

Not a perfect film, but damn, it has a lot of perfect moments. Including one I resisted the first time I saw it, death-as-another-nine-minute-production-number. I've also grown to appreciate Jessica Lange as "Angelique" a lot more than I used to. Hell, I don't know: maybe it is a perfect film.

My unabashedly sentimental favorite is the "Everything Old Is New Again" dance that Joe's girlfriend and daughter perform for him. The girlfriend, of course, is played by Fosse's longtime real-life girlfriend Ann Reinking. But I always wonder what happened to the kid, and this time I finally went to IMDb to answer that question. The answer is: this was Erzsebet Foldi's only film: "Tried out for The Blue Lagoon (1980); then left show business and became a Born Again Christian," though elsewhere we're told she "joined Twyla Tharp Dance in 1986." At any rate, assuming she's still among us, she's in her 40s now. She coulda been somebody; she coulda been a contender. But given how many souls showbiz has stolen from Jesus, I suppose it's only fair he gets one back now and then.

By the way, I am for the second year running shamelessly ripping off Dave Kehr's Carpetbagger Oscar picks. They won for me last year, and they could have won for me the previous year had I not thought I knew better in a few categories. Actually, I think I do know better in the animated and live-action shorts, so maybe I'll go with my picks there--and thus undermine my chances of winning again.

23 February 2008

Technically, the procedure is brain damage

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

(2004)
Michel, Michel, Michel. Good, god, man: you nailed universality here: for everyone who has ever loved and lost (and I hope to fuck that's everyone), you have created the seductive, awful fantasy that must make tougher audiences than me weep. So why the fuck are you wasting your talent with a half-assed wankfest like Be Kind? Is it that you can't write, can only realize others' vision, as Lane suggests? I don't buy it. If you're a genius, you're a fucking genius, and if you're not a genius, I doubt that Charlie Kaufman's genius, formidable though it may be, could rub off so convincingly.

I defy anyone who is satisfied with Gondry's latest effort (you know who you are) to watch this again and suggest that Be Kind is even in the same ecosystem, say nothing about ballpark.

Less than kind

Be Kind Rewind

Crit

Golly, that wasn't very good, was it? Much of the high-concept/low-production-values part--the "Sweded" (I'd say you had to be there, but it wasn't funny there either) versions of Ghostbusters, Rush Hour 2, Carrie, etc.--are mostly hilarious fun, but guess what: you can go to http://www.youtube.com/user/BeKindMovie and see most of that stuff for free. The rest is mostly plodding, labored, unfunny, unmagical--well, to paraphrase Jerry quoting Hobbes, brutish, nasty, and (blessedly) short. OK, that's excessive, but even the most watchable non-overtly Sweded scene is an uncredited ripoff (as I believe Anthony Lane pointed out) of Cinema Paradiso, with the audience far more enchanted than we ever are. A sweeter, subtler allusion in that scene is provided by the eternally young face of Mia Farrow, captivated again by the image on the screen as she was in The Purple Rose of Cairo. Which is a good candidate for what to watch tonight, though I'm leaning toward Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, as a reminder of how good Michel Gondry can be.

Another thing: for a film at whose heart is the mythology (or a mythology, anyway) of Fats Waller, wouldn't you think we'd hear more Fats Waller music than about five seconds of a blackfaced Jack Black singing "Ain't Misbehaving"?

22 February 2008

It's a woman's, woman's, woman's world

Antônia

(2006)
Nothing whatever surprising in this tale of a Brazilian rap quartet (shrinking to trio, duet, solo) trying to make it in a man's world, except for the setting: the is Brasilândo district of São Paulo, not the usual Rio. Still, the faces, the music, and the heart are tough to resist. Highlight: a defiantly uncomprehending phonetic rendering of "Killing Me Softly," as heartbreaking in its way as the last memorable filmic rendition of the song, in About a Boy.

21 February 2008

There will be strenuous disagreement

The following is a mostly unedited transcript of a discussion/debate/knock-down-drag-out set-to that I had today w/ my grad school pal Kay Kalinak, film scholar extraordinaire and author of the excellent (yes, I have read enough of it to say so--it has been my lunchtime reading for a couple of weeks, as well as my train reading on the recent M5) study of John Ford's use of music How the West Was Sung. Buy it!

KK: By the way, I read Denby's piece on the Coens. It made me begin to like No Country a bit more (although remember how Denby gushed over There Will Be Blood?).

CB: I loved TWBB! Man, did you like anything from the past year? I suppose Diving Bell was another Lifetime Channel tearjerker? [An allusion to Kay's earlier dismissal of Away from Her.] Hell, you probably didn't even like Daywatch. Persepolis, maybe? Michael Clayton? Elah? Anything?

K: I, too, loved Blood until I read the source novel on which it is "based," Oil by Upton Sinclair. I don't mind a "creative" adaptation--but in a case like this where the screenplay guts the entire novel's raison d'être--the novel is about the birth and development of the labor movement in the California oil industry--I feel a bit differently. The film refocuses on the second of two brothers--the preacher--who becomes Daniel's arch-enemy. In the novel, it is the OTHER brother, who goes to work for Daniel and is the union organizer, who is his nemesis. It is Daniel's son who is caught between the two--and his moral growth away from his father and towards Paul provides the ballast for the story. Oil is a biting critique of capitalism, a thinly disguised roman à clef about oil money in southern California. Why adapt the novel if you are going to ignore Sinclair's reason for writing it? It'll probably win best adapted screenplay since I'm willing to bet that almost no one in the Academy's voting block read the 500-page novel. Argh! /K PS: I Still LOVE Daniel Day Lewis, however, and there are some beautiful moments visually (not to mention some hommages to Ford). I guess you can't take that away from Anderson.

B: Kay, that is just so freakin' silly--do you dislike Life of Brian because it's untrue to its biblical source, or Adaptation, which leaves out most of "The Orchid Thief "? I've never read Oil, never heard anything to suggest that there's any reason to read Sinclair at all, but if I did, I'd read it as a book, not to compare it to something which--hey, news flash here--is an INDEPENDENT WORK OF ART IN A WHOLE 'NOTHER MEDIUM! If you want Sinclair's plot & themes unmediated, why, here's what you do: you do what you did: you read . . . the . . . novel! (This would be so much more fun shouted at the top of our lungs in room 241 [the office we and several other English grad students shared long ago enough that it was the first nonsmoking office in the English Dept. at the University of Illinois!], w/ Mo gasping to get a word in edgewise and Bob Halsband coming across the hall to quiet us. [Mo = Maureen {surname redacted, pending her permission to use it}; Halsband = the leading scholar of the writings of Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, no shit!])

K: I used to think you had a social conscience. It's not the "free" use of the source material that bothers me ("I don't mind a creative adaptation" and I LOVED Adaptation, by the way)--it's WHAT source material got left in and WHAT got left out. And when it is the critique of capitalism and the defense of organized labor that get left out, I get suspicious. Why are Hollywood films so afraid of social critique? Why can't they use all their power and money and seductiveness to question instead of reinforce the status quo? Why choose a novel by a committed Socialist (did you know that Sinclair ran for Congress on the Socialist ticket?) and then eviscerate the Socialism? This film had a failure of nerve, in my opinion. Anderson was attracted to the material but wouldn't or couldn't follow through on, what I'm guessing, is the very aspect of the novel that initially appealed to him. So, Dan, it's a little more complicated than simply not liking adaptations that don't follow their sources accurately. And don't get me started on the score! /K PS: I had completely forgotten about that Halsband episode! Those were the days. Now we're reduced to banging on computer keys instead.

B: yes, I did (know about US's political career, such as it was). And I would have been delighted for the film to be about the labor movement and The Man's relentless effort to keep us poor working stiffs down. But . . . that's . . . not . . . the . . . movie . . . PTA . . . made! I know you've read James's "Art of Fiction," but maybe you need to review the part about granting the artist his (or her!) donnée. That Hollywood in general tends toward squeamishness re social critique and moral ambiguity is a verity you will not hear me dispute (cf. Juno & Knocked Up--both of which I liked, incidentally--vs. 4 Months . . . ). That P. T. Anderson has ever shown the slightest hint of gutlessness is a premise I will go toe to toe with you on. (One word: frogstorm.) That a fine movie might be made of a "faithful" adaptation of Oil is a premise to which I cannot speak, not having read it, but you seem to be strongly impying that such is the case, and I won't dispute it. You want it made, hey, MAKE IT. But it's wrongheaded (a wrongheadedness on which you have no monopoly, clearly) to criticize [can't believe I had the British -ise ending here initially!] a film because the filmmaker's intent is not the intent you'd have had had you made the film. And to suggest that the only reason for reworking material at the expense of a given theme, even the central theme, of the original is lack of courage to confront that theme suggests that you have a lot more confidence in your mindreading powers than I'm comfortable with anyone's having. Jesus! It just occurred to me that we could have been having this argument on my blog! What a waste! Next time you want to tear me a new critical asshole, you should do it there, so that my vast audience (both of it) can enjoy our fisticuffs. By the way, how'd you like the score?

K: I'm a bit miffed that in your last lines you pre-empted my next strike--re: New Critical Asshole. If only films could be made (and novels written) in some culture-free zone, where "artistic" choices are just "artistic" choices and not social, or political, or ideological choices, too. I guess we will just have to agree to disagree (is that the appropriate cliché here?) for the ways in which art always entails ideology. PTA can make whatever damn film he wants and "adapt" his source novel in whatever way he feels like. This is America, after all. But his choices have consequences and those consequences are very real and won't go away by appealing to arguments about artistic freedom.

B: agreed (to dis-); we can take this up again & get Lisa [right: yet another veteran of the nonsmoking office] & Mo involved at the next 241fest. But seriously, any objection to my pasting all the TWBB stuff into a blog post? I'll plug your book, complete w/ Amazon link! [actually, it's a buy.com link, since Amazon's not currently discounting it]

K: Sure. As long as you don't change anything and make me sound stupid! As for the score, you may be surprised to know that I loved it. It's not often these days that you get to hear a big, symphonic, wall-to-wall score and especially not in westerns (witness 3:10 To Yuma and No Country for Old Men). So what a pleasure it was to hear this one. At moments, it sounded to me like early Stravinsky or maybe Penderecki. Clearly Greenwood was working in the Modernist mode, interesting given the timeframe of the film. Not sure what to make of the Brahms quotation at the blessing of the oil well (or under the End Titles)--I'm assuming that he ran out of time and had intended to write some original cues. Anyway, a crime that the score wasn't (and couldn't be) nominated this year. /K PS: Mo is going to agree with me!

[Postscript: I asked why "couldn't be nominated," and heard back next day.]

K: At some point in the Academy's history (I'm not sure exactly what year), the requirements for Best Original Score were changed to require that a certain percentage of music (again I don't have the exact percent here) had to be originally composed for the film in order for a film score to be eligible. Since Greenwood recycled a higher percentage of music from other sources than the Academy allows, his score for Blood was ineligible. Ironically, he stole from himself, recycling material he had composed earlier for other reasons, but it doesn't matter; he couldn't get a nomination. Interestingly, by this regulation, many of the composers of the classical studio period would have to return their Oscars, Korngold in particular. I'm wondering if the change in requirements accompanied the Academy's elimination of the Best Adapted Score category (remember that?) K.

[for the record: nope, I don't]

18 February 2008

Body, politic

Ha-Buah (The bubble)

(2006)
A gay Romeo and Juliet across the Green Line between Tel Aviv and Nablus. The film doesn't go so far as to suggest that if we all just had more sex, all our timeworn conflicts would go away, but given that everything else seems to have been tried, maybe it's worth a shot. Not a great film, but a hard one not to like.

It's about midgets

In Bruges

Crit

I thought, if nothing else, at least I won't ever again have to see the damned trailer, which I'll bet I sat throught at least twenty times. But I was pleasantly suprised--and I don't know when I've laughed so much and felt so guilty for laughing.

And damn, you know: Bruges really does look like a fairytale.

17 February 2008

Vitamin C

Presidents Day weekend M5

OK, I broke a seat at IFC, but otherwise this was a pretty nearly perfect Manhattan movie day: everything I saw was at least rewarding, and one was the quintessential why-I-do-this film. Not only that, but I got to spend some good between-movies time with a friend I hadn't seen for a while, and he spotted John Waters.

Atlantic City

IFC (1980)

No, I'm not going to say anything about lemons, except to remind you that, when taken internally, all citrus fruits help to protect against scurvy. I will say this about Susan Sarandon: this may have been her peak moment for beauty (not that the decline has been dramatic, mind), but she was still working on her acting chops. What a strange coincidence that the accent she adopted as North Carolinian Annie Savoy in Bull Durham eight years later seems identical to her Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, accent here. Then again, it's not as if Burt Lancaster is Brando. Louis Malle doesn't make it work by casting great actors or coaxing great acting performances. He does it with camera work and sound (much of it jazz), and by creating a world populated by sad people too dumb to realize they're not happy, or at least that they're not about to be happy. The small-time hoods here remind me a lot of the film that started my Malle jones, Ascenseur pour l'échafaud (Elevator to the gallows).

Wallace Shawn turns up as a waiter, his first work for Malle, just a year before My Dinner with Andre.

Oscar®-nominated animated shorts

IFC
If the foreign-film committee is more screwed up than ever, the shorts committees seem to have gotten more sense since the last time I saw all the nominees, two years ago. The live-action picks in particular have improved, but there wasn't a film in the two programs' ten that I would write off as a waste of time, and I couldn't say that of the 2005 noms.

  • "Même les pigeons vont au paradis" (Even pigeons go to heaven)--The weakest of the animated bunch, basically just an ironic (and anticlerical) joke, but a good-looking one, with an evident Triplettes de Belleville influence.
  • Moya lyubov (My love)--A conventional story (girl loves boy, boy loves girl but also thinks he maybe loves other, very different girl), but by far the most visually arresting of the films, an Impressionist canvas in motion. It would get my vote if I had one despite the lack of a compelling narrative--actually, none of these films has that anyway. But my guess is that it won't get the Oscar.
  • Madame Tutli-Putli--Great-looking stop motion, with a feel of the Team America marionettes without the yuks and the visible strings. The disturbing, surreal story makes this a dark horse for the O.
  • I Met the Walrus--The soundtrack, we are told (and I have no reason to disbelieve it), is a recording that a teenage fan made of an interview with John Lennon in 1969 after sneaking into his Toronto hotel room (presumably during the Plastic Ono Band's Live Peace gig there). The animation is a sort of faux free form from the words, suggesting John's own minimalist drawing style. Not a great film, but it's a trip to hear John's voice and his brilliantly naïve thoughts on speaking peace to power.
  • Sergei Prokofiev's Peter & the Wolf--This is the one I expect to win: you got your high-cultural soundtrack, you got your youth rebelling against domestic and political authority, you got your cute cat, crow, and goose, and finally, you got your animal-friendly revisionism. Don't get me wrong: it's good; it's just not what I'd pick.

Oscar®-nominated live-action shorts

IFC

  • Tanghi argentini--Basically, an O. Henry short story: pleasant, forgettable.
  • Om natten (At night)--A powerful and mostly unsentimental, unclichéd story of three young women who become friends by virtue of spending time together on the cancer ward of a Danish hospital. In the absence of a Holocaust candidate this year, bet on this to win.
  • Il supplente (The substitute)--A delightfully jokey palate cleanser after the previous intense film: substitute teacher mixes abuse with . . . well, abuse in dealing with his classroom of Italian teens, who--guess what?--teach him something! Fun, but zero chance to win.
  • The Tonto Woman--My pick, and not just because it's based on an Elmore Leonard story. The titular character is so named because she was kidnapped by Tonto Apaches on her wedding day (not the film's only debt to The Searchers), and her chin was tattooed, but she defiantly insisted that they "do it right," leaving her as a sort of parody of a sideshow bearded lady. The look is comical at first, but the more we see her and know her (along with the Leonardian outlaw-hero), the less we can imagine her without the markings, which ultimately, for me, at least, became sexy. I have one narrative quibble, but I tend to be forgiving when the whole moves me.
  • Le Mozart des pickpockets (I don't need to translate this, do I?)--This will probably win if the Danish cancer pic doesn't: has a profoundly cute kid, two buffoonish adults who become his de facto parents, and even a hint of political sympathy for the North African "other" in France.

Die Stille vor Bach (The silence before Bach)

2 Boots

Or, call it Thirteen (actually, I lost count) Short Films about JSB; this is one of those things that defies me to describe it in a way that will make you understand that it was a thrilling cinematic experience rather than a confusing, boring waste of time. See, we start with a player piano moving and rotating along an otherwise empty floor, seemingly on its own power; then we cut to five, maybe ten minutes of a blind piano tuner . . . uh, . . . tuning a piano. See what I mean?

After that, we start to get some actual narrative elements, shaping what I suppose might be called (speaking of a description that will make it sound unwatchable) a sort of impressionistic intellectual biography of Bach, and the narrative threads multiply and eventually begin to return and intersect, but there's never really anything that you'd call a "story."

If I knew anything at all about Bach, I suspect I'd recognize in the structure something like thematic manipulations of which he was a master, but I don't, so all I recognized was something that's a perfect example why a dark room with images flashing before me is one of my favorite places to be in the world.

By the way, Netflix is listing this, but don't hold your breath; according to the Times review, the Catalonian director Pere Portabella has never allowed any of his films to be released to video. Oh, also note: despite the German title, it was made in Spain.

Ano em Que Meus Pais Saíram de Férias (The year my parents went on vacation)

Sun

Wow, did they have me in mind when they made this film or what? It appeals to the soccer junkie in me (set in 1970, with footage of some of the sensational goals that propelled Brazil to its third World Cup), the samba junkie in me, the lefty in me (young boy's parents have to leave the country in haste to avoid the right-wing government's crackdown on dissidents), the Jewish wannabe in me (the boy is a goy, but he spends his parents' "vacation" in his paternal grandfather's Jewish enclave in São Paulo) . . . and it's a fine film even aside from all that--probably one I'll need to add to my football film collection.

16 February 2008

Once upon a time . . .

4 luni, 3 saptamini si 2 zile (4 months, 3 weeks, and 2 days)

Cine (2007)

If the nuns were right about hell, and were right about those who have abortions going there, then apparently Ceauşescu-era Romania had a prepay system in place, which also incorporated the attending best friend.

Devastating, unrelenting naturalism, which manages to give both pro-life and pro-choice people reason to believe it supports their positions. Not because it panders, but because it is honest about the complexity of the issue, and about the horror that even those who see choice as a sacred right must, if honest, acknowledge.

If the Academy is right and there are five foreign films better than this and Persepolis and El Orfanato, I can't wait to see those five nominees. But in fact, I suspect that the Foreign Film committee this year comprises even pinnier pinheads than usual. Cannes, in contrast, gave this the Palme d'or, even if everyone there did refer to it as "the Romanian abortion film."

Definitely, Maybe

NoHa

The newspaper ad features a blurb proclaiming this "The best romantic comedy since Annie Hall, according to The Times--which, as Americans, we're supposed to assume means the New York Times, but of course really refers to the stodgy old barnacle of London, where, yeah, right, they know anything about movies.

In fact, this is no better than the second-best romantic comedy with Rachel Weisz in it; the other one I'm thinking of is one of two romcoms based on Nick Hornby novels that are better than this; Cameron Diaz has been in two better romcoms; and Bill Murray has been in two infinitely better films, one unquestionably a romcom, the other arguably romcommish. I mean, come on.

All that said, this is quite good and much tougher-minded than the average romcom. Casting helps and hinders: it's no surprise that Abigail Breslin is wonderful, and hearing her use the words penis, vagina, and thrust in the same sentence is worth the price of admission, even if it hadn't been a bargain matinee. Weisz and Isla Fisher (my favorite Oman-born thespian) are perfect as two of the three candidates for the Breslin character's mother. But there the casting hits a wall: am I the only one who finds Elizabeth Banks (maternal candidate #3 [well, #1, actually, but the numbers get shuffled a lot]) and Ryan Reynolds (the one and only father, and thus the biggest on-screen presence) slightly more bland than Wonder Bread? This might well have been a great film, but not with those two up front.

15 February 2008

Beware of the cat

Wild Tigers I Have Known

(2007)
Ah, to be young (junior high) and in love (gay)! Only thing left is to be eaten by a mountain lion!

Stunning uncomfortable-in-his-impossibly-contorted-skin performance by Malcolm Stumpf, contrasted by Patrick White's study in lack of affect as the love object. Also two important scenes with the school counselor, played by Kim Dickens, Joanie Stubbs to us Deadwood junkies.

14 February 2008

Where I Go and How I Get There

Seems like I must have discussed my carlessness on an earlier post, but if I can't be bothered to track it down, then why should you? In brief, to the extent that that's possible, given my chronic logorrhea, for a couple of decades I drove a red 1985 Celica, which I loved. But after a few years as a city boy, particularly when I became a divorced city boy, I came to realize that my need for a full-time vehicle had passed. So I donated the car to Kars-4-Kids (which I thought was pretty hilarious until a friend told me she'd once given a car to the Society for the Blind), planning to rent maybe one weekend a month to visit Costco, Wine and Liquor Warehouse, Trader Joe's, etc., and to hit the suburban multiplexes. That would cost less than I'd been paying on insurance alone. (That brevity shit is already in big trouble, ain't it?)

In the event, the New Haven bus system and my walking-distance supermarket have left me needing to rent maybe every other month on average, and being carless has been beautifully liberating--except when it's a pain in the ass 'cause some movie is playing somewhere I need a car to get to. But far more often beautifully liberating (hey, neighbors: don't forget to swap sides this week for streetsweeping, hahahahahahahahahahaha! and good luck finding a place to avoid getting towed on the snow route!), plus it installs me on about the highest moral ground imaginable among my kneejerk liberal treehugging friends (oh, you got a new Prius? That's terrific--that's what I'd buy if I were ever to get a car again, though of course I won't).

Where the hell was I? Oh, right--this is the movie blog, isn't it? And carlessness is important why? Oh, right, because going to movies requires some adaptation from the days when I could just decide 20 minutes ahead of time, hop into the car, and drive to Orange. So the "how I get there" matters. Well, to me anyway.

Downtown New Haven

  • Criterion (abbreviated as Crit in reviews), Temple and George Streets. Standard clean, slick, modern theater, with some pretensions to charm (red carpet, mediocre mural of actors à la Sgt. Pepper), but most of the genuine charm comes from its simply being a comfortable and convenient place to watch movies--and from the friendly-except-for-the-one-dude-I-think-must-have-Asperger's staff, and from the real butter on the popcorn (though currently I'm in a whalish, butter-eschewing phase). Opened late 2004 as a five-screen art house; has since added two screens and gone to a more hybrid booking philosophy, which is OK by me, as I'd rather get my Pirates of the Caribbean fix downtown than have to take a bus to the 'burbs. Currently charging $10.50 with a $7.50 bargain matinee (first show only), and if you have a Criterion Club Card (need you even ask whether I do?), you get a free admission after paying for 15. They also have Friday and Saturday late-night Insomnia Theater shows (typically cultish action fare--Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn is this weekend's pic, I believe; Donnie Darko and Raiders of the Lost Ark are among the relatively few I've gone to) and Sunday morning Movies and Mimosas (mostly classics, Manhattan and Annie Hall the past two weeks, and often farther-back classics, though unfortunately they are either unable or unwilling to leave the sides of the screen blank, so pre-widescreen films get projected off the top and bottom [see earlier rant], but anyway . . . ), both of which are $5, or $4 for us cardholders; and on Sunday a.m., you can buy a mimosa made w/ decent prosecco for $2. Oh, and the $4 admissions also count toward your next free ticket, which, unless you're an idiot, will be at a $10.50 regular-admission show.
  • York Square Cinema (YSC), Broadway west of York, but RIP. Died a few months after the Criterion opened, but the owners blamed not the arrival of a new downtown arthouse so much as the long-whined-about refusal of the studios to book a blockbuster in a dingy, ill-managed house where a few hundred Yale students would see it rather than in a suburban multiplex on an interstate highway. When it finally closed, it was like the hypochondriac's epitaph: See, I told you! Still, they showed some fine arthouse fare--generally edgier stuff than the Criterion is showing now (wouldn't have shied away from 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days, e.g., I'm confident), and regardless of what pains in the asses are running it, any movie theater's death diminishes me.
  • Whitney Humanities Center (WHC), Wall Street between Temple and Church. This is a June 2008 update: my recollection of the place, from Film Fests New Haven long past and a few free campus screenings, was of a beautiful 35mm projection system in a godawful room: no rake, butt-killing seats, and impossible to simultaneously darken and ventilate, so hellishly hot in season. Well, now it's air-conditioned and the seats are new and reasonably comfortable, and while there's still no rake, I've discovered the small balcony than ensures no heads in the way. Projection is still excellent, though the sound is barely adequate.

Edge of New Haven

People sometimes ask me, "How big a geek are you, exactly?" Perhaps the question is intended rhetorically, but I'd like to take this opportunity to cast some light on it: the most exciting thing I learned today is that a new bus route, the D13, makes the Cine 1-2-3-4 routinely bussable for the first time.
  • Cine 1-2-3-4 (Cine), some little side road off of Middletown Ave. north of Route 80, or in other words, the middle of nowhere. I call this The Little Movie Theater That Could: a mom-and-pop operation originally carved out of the corner of Mom & Pop's farmland. Used to be kinda mildew-smelly, with sticky floors, but last couple times I've been there, they seemed to have addressed those issues. But who cares? It's just such a good place. Mostly it gets the 'plexes' leftovers, so mostly I don't go there much (plus, as I suggest above, it was until just recently a bear to get to via bus), but sometimes--as with I'm Not There, which I saw there on a car weekend in December, it opens something simultaneous w/ the 'plexes, and then on rare occasions, like this weekend, it gets a Greater New Haven exclusive. Which is a beautiful thing. Currently $9, $6:50 for bargain matinee. Oh, and by the way, the sign on the building now says Ciné 4, but to me, it'll never have that pretentious aigu.

Suburban Multiplexes

  • Cinema De Lux 14 (Post), Connecticut Post Mall, Milford. Upscale multiplex, player piano in the cavernous lobby, Ben & Jerry's and Nathan's stations in the food court, stadium seating in all auditoriums, and a couple of reserved-seating, higher-priced theaters, for no particular reason. I take the O bus from downtown, which creeps along the Post Road (U.S. 1, which here is itself basically a ten-mile strip mall) and drops me off at the opposite end of the mall from where the theater is, meaning that I have to walk through hell to get there. The cinematic fare is standard blockbuster, rarely anything with a hint of the arthouse about it. Tickets are $10.75, but $7.50 for all shows before 6, which is pretty much all shows I go to in the 'burbs. (Same prices for the Showcases, which are, like this, part of the National Amusements chain.) Bargain matinee used to be first show only, but before the policy changed, Costco sold me a bunch of 2-for-$13.99 passes for the later shows; I still have a bunch, since I refuse to use 'em to save just a half-buck when I can save $3.25 for the occasional nighttime show I see. This plex replaced two earlier ones, the Showcase Milford (Mil) and the Fourplex (Four).
  • Showcase North Haven (NoHa), Universal Drive. Same movies, less glitz, C bus, and now also reachable via the D13 that will take me to the Cine.
  • Showcase Orange (Orange), Marsh Hill Road. This generally shows slightly more cerebral fare, including some arthouse stuff. Pain in the ass to get to via bus, though: I have to get off the O and walk about 3/4 mi. along a pedestrian unfriendly (no sidewalks, little shoulder, and genuinely marshy grass and fields after rain or snow) connector road between U.S. 1 and I-95. So the threshold for a single film to get me there is high; I'll sometimes double-feature something I'm not enthusiastic about just to make the trip worthwhile.

Outer Limits

  • Madison Art Cinema (Mad), Main Street, nearly 20 miles from home, so reachable only by car, but a two-screen jewel box of an arthouse managed by Arnold Gorlick, who managed the York Square until his prickly personality and the owners' prickly personalities caused a prickle overload. Arnold is a real movie lover, though, and one of my few regrets about carlessness is an inability to patronize his place more.
  • Regal Branford Stadium 12 (Bran), car only, and basically only when I have a free pass, as I did once. Movie hell: huge, noisy lobby, the highest concession prices around, standard blockbuster fare. With luck, I've seen the last of it.

Champaign, Illinois

When I go visit my family, these are the places available, all by car:
  • Boardman's Art Theatre, Church Street, downtown: true to its name, one screen. Recently renovated, so the seats are reasonably comfortable, and the concessions are inexpensive and quirky--Lemonheads, e.g. Was one of two downtown porn theaters when I first moved to Champaign in 1974, but it was reclaimed a few years later, as simply the Art. Boardman's owns one other area theater that I know of.
  • GKC Beverly 18, North Prospect, in the most hellish of hellish commercial areas. Standard blockbuster fare. Shows exactly the same films as . . .
  • Goodrich Savoy 16, South Neil, in a somewhat less concentrated commercial hell. This one strikes me as a little dingier inside than the Beverly.
And that's it. The two smaller edge-of-town multiplexes, plus two beautiful downtown single-screen houses, plus another in downtown Urbana, plus a chopped up triplex and a newer two-screen on the UI campus in Urbana--all gone. One other downtown Champaign survivor is the palatial Virginia, which is the venue for some theatrical perfomances and a few classic movies, plus local boy Roger Ebert's Overlooked Film Festival.

Manhattan

See my post on M4s for the getting-to-Grand Central part. Then . . .
  • Landmark Sunshine (Sun), on Houston between First and Second Avenues. Standard clean, modern art house multiplex with stadium seating. Bonus points for real butter on the popcorn. Current ticket price $11.50. From Grand Central, take the downtown 6 train to Broadway and Lafayette, transfer to the downtown/Brooklyn-bound V or F for one stop, to Lower East Side/Second Av (the V's terminus). Note that you can't return the same way if you end the day here, because you there's no transfer to the uptown 6; if you're set on the 6, you have to leave the station, walk a short couple of blocks northeast to Bleecker and Lafayette, and pay another fare. (This is the only place in the entire New York subway system where such a condition prevails, and they sometimes talk about fixing it, but I'm not holding my breath.) The one-fare alternative is taking the uptown F or V to 42nd Street/Bryant Park, then walking the half-mile or so east to GCT, using the illuminated Chrysler Building spire as your guide. You could instead transfer to the Queens-bound 7, but the underground walk for the transfer is half as far as the aboveground walk to Grand Central, so unless the weather is absolutely foul, there's no point.
  • Angelika (Ang), Houston and Mercer, just west of Broadway. Standard slightly grungy art house multiplex with little to no rake. Points deducted for asinine policy of salt distribution: no shakers, just little carry-out restaurant packets. More points deducted for the periodic subway rumble. Not coincidentally, it's a block west of the Broadway/Lafayette 6 stop.
  • Film Forum (FF), Houston west of Sixth Avenue (Avenue of the Americas). Three-screen art/revival house with some charm (and, in my experience, the city's most cramped men's room). Times Square Shuttle or 7 train to Times Square, transfer to the downtown 1 train, and FF is a half-block east of the Houston stop. If you're returning late at night, though, note that the Shuttle sometimes stops running, so the 7 may be your only choice.
  • IFC (IFC), Sixth Avenue at 3rd Street. Three-screen art/revival house with little charm but clean and spacious bathrooms and stadium seating in two rooms and a moderate rake in the third. Not sure how much a plus this is, but Old Bay seasoning is available for your popcorn; also cinnamon sugar. $11.50 tickets. Historical note: this is the site of the old Waverly, which my generation remembers from the song "Frank Mills" in Hair. Same subway caveats as for the Sunshine, but to get here you transfer from the 6 to the uptown B, D, F, or V one stop to West 4th Street, which exits right by the theater. (And going back uptown, you also have all four options to get to 42nd/Bryant.)
  • Quad (Quad), 13th Street between Sixth and Fifth Avenues. Standard urban art house with the best popcorn in town. I'll usually just walk the half-mile between here and the Union Square stop for the 6 (or, better, the express 4 or 5: nonstop GCT to Union Sq.), but if you must get as close as possible underground, transfer to the L train and take it one stop west to Sixth Avenue, then walk a block south and an avenue half-block west. Or you could do the Times Square transfer to a downtown 1 (or express 2 or 3), getting off at 14th and Fifth and walking south, then east.
  • Cinema Village (CV), 12th Street just west of University Place (an avenue that runs from 4th to 14th between Fifth and Broadway). Art house with three of the tiniest screens not in somebody's den. Just a couple blocks southwest of the Union Square stop.
  • Regal Union Square (USq), Broadway and 13th. Big, noisy multiplex, but every now and then . . . First thing I saw here, e.g., back in the visiting-my-wife-in-Brooklyn days, was Titus.
  • Village East (VE), 12th Street and Second Avenue. Hybrid multiplex showing blockbusters and just enough art house fare to keep its Village bona fides. All the theaters but one are standard chop boxes, but screen 1, facing the unused 12th Street entrance, is obviously the original: a movie palace with a big screen, Egyptian decor, and two balconies. A pleasant walk from Union Square, or you can take the L to either Third or First.
  • Two Boots Pioneer (2 Boots), 3rd Street just east of Avenue A. One-screen quirky house, with an excellent pizza joint on the corner. No early shows, so I never start here; when I finish here, the closest subway is Bleecker, about a half-mile west.
  • Lincoln Plaza Cinemas, Broadway between 62nd and 63rd. Upper West Side art house that I haven't been to in ages, 'cause I can always see whatever they're showing downtown. Everything's underground, way underground. If I were going there directly from New Haven, I guess I'd get off the Metro North at Harlem/125th Street, catch the westbound M60 bus to St. Nicholas Av. (Central Park West), then transfer to a downtown A, B, C, or D to 59th Street. Basically, there's no easy way to get there from the East Side, so it's best to just take a Lexington Avenue train and a nice stroll across Central Park.

10 February 2008

I'm a little screwy myself

It Happened One Night

(1934)
Chosen as birthday entertainment by a friend w/ whom I annually exchange birthday dinner-and-show. Fine by me: two of my 52 desert-island movies in a day. (Surely you wouldn't be so brutal as to limit me to fewer than 52 films on my desert island, would you?)

Last time I saw this I spent most of my time griping about the inept projection downtown. This time, let's say a word about the pic as a nearly perfect document of Depression-era American, without the expressions "Depression" or "hard times" or "Hooverville" or "bread line" or the like ever being uttered. Those who deride "Capra-corn" are ignorant fools in any case, but they can't possibly have seen this, can they? I'm an Illinoisan, and I know corn, and this ain't it.

Deservedly the first film (and still one of but three) to sweep the five top Oscars: Best Picture, Best Director, Best Screenplay (Robert Riskin), Best Actor (Clark Gable), and Best Actress (Claudette Colbert).

Resplendent

Annie Hall

Crit (1977)
I generally like to watch this by myself, so that I don't have to try to inhibit my inclination to, as my best South African friend once said, weep like a bathtub overflowing. But every now and then you have to take it to the street just to see what you're made of, eh? I know my flashpoints (flash-flood points?): the spider rescue, the health food restaurant, "Seems Like Old Times" (both times). Eternal vigilance is the cost of not blubbering.

The twin killers, of course, are the runaway-lobsters scenes. If you've been lucky enough to love and be loved by someone who shares your sense of disaster and the absurd, well, you're as lucky a SOB as I am. But you probably also have as clear a sense as I do that the chances of finding a second such person are Ron Paul-for-presidentish. The two scenes with the lobsters loose on the floor articulate that truth as well as any three minutes of cinema articulate any truth, and they stab a lobster claw into my chest and palpate my heart with gleeful brutality.

09 February 2008

The usual suspect

He Was a Quiet Man

(2007)
One good surprise early on, but mostly what you'd expect from the nerdy-guy-loading-his-revolver-at-work flick. But what does it say about me that cute little Wunderkind Christian Slater is now playing middle-aged sociopaths? Never mind: I know what it says about me. That was a rhetorical question, OK?

Blab sez* (1st lede, writethru)

The best of 2007

Still some 2007s† to go, but two key additions (‡), both animated, demand an update. See the original lists for what got bumped.

True lies

Drama, English language
  1. No Country for Old Men (the toughest call in years)
  2. There Will Be Blood
  3. Michael Clayton
  4. I'm Not There
  5. In the Valley of Elah
  6. Away from Her
  7. Sweeney Todd
  8. Atonement
  9. This Is England
  10. The Savages

True truths

Documentaries

  1. No End in Sight
  2. In the Shadow of the Moon
  3. The 11th Hour
  4. Sicko
  5. Pete Seeger: The Power of Music
  6. Die Große Stille (Into great silence)
  7. Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
  8. Gypsy Caravan
  9. What Would Jesus Buy
  10. Helvetica

Greek to me

Foreign language

  1. Le Scaphandre et le papillon (The diving bell and the butterfly; France)
  2. La Faute è Fidel (Blame it on Fidel; France)
  3. El Orfanato (The orphanage; Spain)
  4. ‡Persepolis (France)
  5. Direktøren for det hele (The boss of it all; Denmark)
  6. Shi gan (Time; South Korea)
  7. Nuovomondo (The golden door; Italy)
  8. Cama adentro (Live-in maid; Argentina)
  9. Se, jie (Lust, caution; Taiwan)
  10. Dnevnoy dozor (Daywatch; Russia)

Under the radar

Stuff that grabbed me by not playing by the rules. Unranked except that the first one did indeed grab me harder than the rest--harder than many of those in the other lists, in fact.

Life is too short

Need I explain? In fact, need I even give each one a separate line, like it's something special, in a good way? Dan in Real Life, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Goya's Ghosts, In the Land of Women, Lions for Lambs, Mr. Brooks, The Nanny Diaries, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Reign over Me.

*with apologies to Jon, who sed first
†based on NYC opening

No place like home

Persepolis

Crit
Remarkable animation, at the same time minimalist and richly detailed, and the perfect vehicle for Marjane Satrapi's . . . well, "graphic memoirs," I guess you'd have to call 'em, but could someone come up for a term for grown-ups' comic books that doesn't sound like porn? This will teach Western audiences more than they ever imagined about Iran, and will remind all audiences that even if home is hell, it's still home. The rare film that adds to the literary source--heartbreakingly beautiful. Plus, you've never enjoyed "Eye of the Tiger" as much.

08 February 2008

There will be crude

Nyócker! (The district!)

(2004)
Oh, fine: I have to learn Hungarian and Roma (and a little Russian) before I see this again, 'cause there's just too fucking much going on on the screen to be having to read the dialogue and the hip-hop lyrics. This blend of Romeo and Juliet, Dallas, Team America: World Police, and [fill in the title of another edgy Hungarian film, 'cause I don't know any] is about 80% genius, falling short only to the extent that the language of either the original script or the translation is nothing special. But, oh, my: the look and the premise (poor Budapest kids unite across ethnic lines to go back in time and bury a bunch of mammoths so that they can return to the present and strike oil)--tell me again how Surf's Up got a Best Animated Film nomination? (Oh, right: this didn't even make it to the Lower East Side [one week at Two Boots, if I'm not mistaken] until three years after its release.) The upside is that unless you're my neighbor, it'll be pretty easy for you to be the first on your block to see it. Do.

05 February 2008

Blab sez*

The best of 2007

OK, I haven't seen the last of 2007† (there's the Romanian abortion movie and the Hungarian time-travel animation, just to mention one region), but it's February, and certain obligations must be met. So, subject to late arrivals . . .

True lies

Drama, English language
  1. No Country for Old Men (the toughest call in years)
  2. There Will Be Blood
  3. Michael Clayton
  4. I'm Not There
  5. In the Valley of Elah
  6. Away from Her
  7. Sweeney Todd
  8. Atonement
  9. This Is England
  10. The Savages

True truths

Documentaries
  1. No End in Sight
  2. In the Shadow of the Moon
  3. The 11th Hour
  4. Sicko
  5. Pete Seeger: The Power of Music
  6. Die Große Stille (Into great silence)
  7. Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten
  8. Gypsy Caravan
  9. What Would Jesus Buy
  10. Helvetica

Greek to me

Foreign language
  1. Le Scaphandre et le papillon (The diving bell and the butterfly; France)
  2. La Faute è Fidel (Blame it on Fidel; France)
  3. El Orfanato (The orphanage; Spain)
  4. Direktøren for det hele (The boss of it all; Denmark)
  5. Shi gan (Time; South Korea)
  6. Nuovomondo (The golden door; Italy)
  7. Cama adentro (Live-in maid; Argentina)
  8. Se, jie (Lust, caution; Taiwan)
  9. Dnevnoy dozor (Daywatch; Russia)
  10. Offside (Iran)

Under the radar

Stuff that grabbed me by not playing by the rules. Unranked except that the first one did indeed grab me harder than the rest--harder than many of those in the other lists, in fact.

Life is too short

Need I explain? In fact, need I even give each one a separate line, like it's something special, in a good way? Dan in Real Life, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, Goya's Ghosts, In the Land of Women, Lions for Lambs, Mr. Brooks, The Nanny Diaries, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Reign over Me.

*with apologies to Jon, who sed first

†based on NYC opening