08 April 2012

When they kick at your front door . . .

Attack the Block

(2011)
Hfs, what a great freakin' low-budget alien-invasion flick! Let me count the ways:
  1. Not really an invasion: one earthling plausibly suggests that the beings were shot into space like spores, to find or not find a fertile breeding ground;
  2. not only not the standard-issue superintelligent aliens, but actually very primitive ones, blind quadrupeds with glowing (and very sharp) teeth, powerful jaws, and a great sense of smell;
  3. and they land in South London, where of course the police are incompetent and interested only in fucking with black kids, so . . .
  4. junior Brixton gangbangers have to save the planet.
Goofy in a good way, and when the writing isn't straightforward brilliant, it's brilliantly stilted and clichéd. Not sure but what I might need this one.

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