17 April 2014

Fourth and forever

Draft Day

Crit
If this movie were a pass route, it would zig and zag and juke and deke its way down the field, do a couple of chin-ups on the goal posts, vault the fence for some high-fives with the end-zone faithful, take the stairs two at a time up to the owner's suite for a couple quick swallows of Dom, catch the elevator back down to ground level, exit to the parking lot to join the last of the tailgaters for a sausage or two, play a little SUV hide-and-seek with the young-uns, hop the ticket turnstile and scoot for the locker rrom, reenter through the tunnel, and stop on a spot in the center of the field 10 yards straight down from the line of scrimmage, where it would take a soft lob from the QB and, the defense having long since lost interest, moonwalk into the end zone.

In short, the only thing special about this film is the aerial-shot NFL travelogue, but hey, it scores, so what's to complain?
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