17 August 2008

Terroirism

Bottle Shock

Crit

I guess it's probably impossible to avoid a cheesy wine metaphor, so let's say that while the trailer suggested this would be a slightly fizzy table wine, in fact it strives for the complexity of a premier grand cru. It shoulda stayed in the carafe.

The love story is lame, the father-son story is trite, the climactic blind tasting is anticlimactic even if you don't know the true story on which the film is based. The best chemistry is not between the blandly blond Rachael Taylor and Chris Pine or between Taylor and Freddy Rodríguez but between Alan Rickman and Dennis Farina--let's get those boys together again soon. But by far the best thing about the film is the erotically tender aerial cinematic caress of the vines of Napa and Sonoma--those shots are the ones that made me thirsty.

So what did you think, Doctor Debs?

Trailers

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