31 July 2009

Welcome to Jesus Central

Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus

(2003)
OK, first, let me me make it clear that I really liked this (four stars in Netflix), but you know who would really love (five stars) this is my brother Jim: it's about folk music, loving your rural homeland, and spirituality--all his favorite shit.

My only complaint is that this is an extremely white film--it is my understanding that there is more than one African American in the South.

Hot noodles and booze on the beach

Naj sul (Daytime drinking)

Crit

It's mumblekorea! Well, that may be a stretch--this film does have a bit of a plot and some action of sorts, but it's still about self-absorbed twenty-somethings who talk a lot and have romantic misadventures.

And it's funny and appealing, like the best mumblecores. However, it violates one key rule of the genre: it's nearly a half-hour past the recommended maximum 90 minutes, and as a result, we are more than ready to be finished with these people by the time the end credits finally roll.

But hey, get this: the film seems to have come to New Haven before opening in New York! I find no evidence of anyone at the Times having seen it! Ha-ha!

26 July 2009

Some weird fuckin' shit went down on the way to the Forum

Fellini Satyricon

(1969)
Not sure I'd call this orgiastic picaresque fever dream a great or even a good film, but I'd unhesitatingly call it an astonishing one, and a unique one. Not surprised to recognize influences on BBC's I, Claudius or HBO's Rome orBob Guccione's Caligula or even Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, but I wasn't expecting to see sources for both Brando's Don Corleone (Mario Romagnoli [or, as credited, Il Moro]'s Trimalchio) and Carmine Coppola's Godfather theme (heard only twice, a brief but unmistakable phrase from Nino Rota).

Yoo-who?

Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg

Crit

This puts me in mind of Zelig: an ostensible documentary about someone famous years ago but now sunken into utter obscurity. Except that Gertrude Berg really existed, and the character she portrayed in radio and on television was equally real to huge audiences, including many for whom the program provided an introduction to positive and nonstereotypical Jewish-American life.

25 July 2009

Cuore d'oro

Le notti di Cabiria (Nights of Cabiria)

(1957)
More Giulietta Masina, this time as a whore in one of those suburbi brutti that turn up so often in Fellini. We never see Cabiria take money from a man (in fact, we see her refuse to), but she owns her own cinderblock home, and she displays a sizable wad of lire after cashing in her assets for--doh!--amore. You can see the disaster coming, and you just hope it won't be as bad as you fear.

When are you gonna come down?

The Hurt Locker

Crit

Gee whiz! It's not bad enough to be in a land where you hate and/or fear and/or mistrust every living man, woman, child, and alley cat, and they all hate and/or fear and/or mistrust you right back--noooooo! they have to put a crazy motherfucker in the Hummer with you who's apt to get you all killed.

Director Kathryn Bigelow blows things up real good, but also gives us all the suspense we can handle--I lost count of the my involuntary inhalations or exhalations. One of the best flicks of the summer.

Moon

Crit

As is this. Actually, this is several excellent films of the past--the DNA of 2001: A Space Odyssey and Invasion of the Body Snatchers is obvious, but I also detected traces of Duck Soup and Dr. Strangelove, and the guy I saw it with aptly noted Solyaris (or maybe Solaris--I forgot to clarify).

Two things the trailer didn't prepare me for: how big the comic element would be and how much of the time Sam Rockwell would be acting against himself. He does it brilliantly, and it would be interesting to know the technical specs. And of course Kevin Spacey as the voice of HAL--er, GERTY--is perfect casting.

Trailers

24 July 2009

Pure iron, stronger than steel

La Strada

(1954)
What a face! If the film had nothing else to recommend it (and it does), just watching Giulietta Masina smile and frown and run and swing her arms and wave goodbye and moan in sorrow and just generally work her rubber face would be worth the price of admission. You kinda get the idea she had Harpo Marx in mind; if so, well channeled.

Meanwhile, Americans Anthony Quinn and Richard Basehart play the brute she loves and the goofball who won't admit that he loves her, respectively. When Quinn's Zampanò finally does the right thing by letting Gelsomina go, it's the ruin of both of them.

Oh, and you know that great theme by Danny Elfman in Pee-wee's Big Adventure? This is the Nino Rota score from which he stole it.

19 July 2009

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow

Casablanca

(1942)
I'm behind posting this, 'cause I had guests when I watched it. And since I watch this every year around this time, I'm going to cede commentary to my guests. Guys?

12 July 2009

We're gonna need a bigger crew

Incident at Loch Ness

(2004)
If I hadn't recently had some secondhand experience of Hollywood sleaziness, I would have found this as excellent satirical faux documentary. But having had such experience, I found it profoundly wonderful.

Delightfully reliant on Jaws, and somewhat reminiscent of The Last Winter, except better in every way, especially in having Werner Herzog playing Werner Herzog, and having the myth of Werner Herzog attached to everything. Zak Penn's performance as what we can only hope is a parody of Zak Penn is also a highlight.

And then there's whatever the hell is in the water.

10 July 2009

It takes a goof

Danger: Diabolik

(1968)
Oh, my god, what a deliciously awful film! Produced by Dino De Laurentiis, with music by Ennio Morricone (including his fantasy of an acid rock song), this is a French-Italian production that is exclusively in English, with British cops and every currency amount rendered in dollars. In short, they don't care where you come from, as long as you can't act. The only familiar name in the cast is that of Terry-Thomas, which makes my point.

Imagine James Bond as the outlaw, with an Adam West-Batman sensibility.

Marisa Mell is uniformly gorgeous, her naughty bits covered up just enough so that hormonal teenages can get into the theater. The titular thief is played by one John Phillip Law, who appears masked often enough to get a clear look at his face for a while. Once I did, though, I was certain that he must be the father of a more famous acting Law. But no, apparently not.

05 July 2009

Bad manors

Easy Virtue

(1928)
Slow and soapy, one of Hitchcock's last silent films, and almost without virtue of any sort. Apparently Noël Coward's play mixed comic and tragic elements, but Hitchcock's film is pure melodrama, with only two comic scenes I can think of--inept little rich boy John Whittaker struggling with a martini shaker and (the highlight of the film) an eavesdropping hotel switchboard operator conveying by her reactions the progress of Whittaker's marriage proposal to Larita.

Wasted on the young

Chéri

Crit

What's wrong with this picture/these pictures? In the April-September romance I saw two days ago, the hot, generous of spirit, and ultimately smart teenager falls for a much older love who is selfish and cynical and looks like Larry David; in today's iteration of the dynamic, the hot, selfish, cynical teenager falls for an older love who is generous of spirit and smart and looks like Michelle Pfeiffer. Is it just me, or is there a fundamental inequity here?

Could it be that we testosteronic types recognize that women are so much less shallow than we that they're able to overlook aesthetics (and, apparently, character) and find the good qualities that we don't even suspect in ourselves? Or is that just our misguided fantasy?

Incidentally, when I walked into the theater Friday, the crowd before me numbered three, two of whom could have been competing in a Larry David Lookalike Contest. When I walked into the theater today, there were two, both Women of a Certain Age, neither of whom would have been mistaken for Ms. Pfeiffer.

04 July 2009

Beyond all recognition

Saving Private Ryan

(1998)
It was the best of Spielberg, it was the worst of Spielberg. The worst is the godawful present-day narrative frame, with its all-but-unambiguous endorsement of the ludicrous notion that by being a good man and raising a large crop of children who bear a disconcerting resemblance to the children that the soldiers he killed might have raised, given the chance, the titular Ryan has discharged Captain Miller's dying command to "earn this."

In fact, if the mission to save Private Ryan has any positive value, it's in the fluke of bringing a half-dozen bodies and one good brain to a bridge that needed defending and thus giving the Air Force's tank-busting planes a crucial extra few minutes to be the machina dei.

I hope, though, that I'm wrong to think that Spielberg really wants us to swallow the tripe (though knowing his fondness for the dish, I doubt my hope). I hope that the best of Spielberg is the foreground: the notion that war (and, by extension, life) forces minute-by-minute choices between brutality and humanity, between sense and sensibility, and that the great cosmic joke is that at any moment either choice is equally apt to result in salvation or catastrophe.

The lady in . . . white and orange?

Public Enemies

Crit

Wow, this puts things in perspective, huh? I mean, yeah, people were talking and crinkling plastic wrappers throughout the film, but no one shot me down as I left the theater, so it could have been lots worse.

Yet another Michael Mann film that I admire a lot more than I like. I recognize the excellence of the filmmaking and of the acting, but it just didn't move me much, aside from the fact that I felt as if I'd seen so much of it before.

Oh, and show of hands: who else thought of the same flick I thought of when Billie (Marion Cotillard, with what I guess is a French-Native American accent), under interrogation, gives the dumb Chicago flatfoot (or maybe he's a fed--hard to keep track of jurisdictions) a four-digit address on Addison?

Trailers

03 July 2009

Class warfare

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

(1923)
A fifteenth-century dress rehearsal for the Revolution, with Clopin (Ernest Torrence) rousing the rabble with slightly skewed Marxist sloganry.

Oh, and yes, I need to say this, though it's not exactly news: Lon Chaney is remarkable as Quasimodo, wordlessly imbuing the orthopedically challenged title character with fear, pride, defiance, and love.

Nobel savage

Whatever Works

Crit

This doesn't. Unless its goal is to be my least-favorite Woody Allen film ever, in which case, to be certain, I'd have to watch The Curse of the Jade Scorpion again, and that ain't happening.

I've already wasted too much time on this, but let me just say this: if your thesis is that everyone not born and reared in New York is a boob and the only salvation is moving to the city, then when you have a New York character ostentatiously correct the grammar of a hinterlands hick, be sure that the hick's grammar was wrong and the "correction" is correct. And no, there's no chance that it was an intentional character-shading moment.

Trailer

02 July 2009

Seventy times best-of-seven

Bad Lieutenant

(1992)
Seriously, this is a bad lieutenant, a very, very, very, very bad lieutenant. He does way too much of way too many things that nobody should do, to say nothing about a law-enforcement officer. This is one bad lieutenant. OK, you want specifics? Dig this: he bets against the Mets. Repeatedly. He is a bad lieutenant.

Harvey Keitel exhibits the same keening as in the same year's Reservoir Dogs and the same penis as in the next year's The Piano, but I'm not sure what else this accomplishes. Except to show a really, really, really bad lieutenant. Which he is. Really.