Blame it on Rio

Wild Orchid

(1990)

"Wait," you're saying, "why do you even have a copy of this to be deaccessioning?" Because a friend insisted that I take his extra copy, which is weird enough, but I think he might actually have upgraded to BluRay, which, honestly, do we even want to think about that?

You've heard that this is dreadful, but that doesn't really do it justice--it is profoundly awful, it is mega-crappy, it is rotten-flower putrid. What it really is is a porn film only with not nearly enough sex, way too much pretense, weaker dialogue, less plausible character motivations, and, at least in the case of the lead female (Carré Otis), less competent acting.

Please, someone claim this so I don't have to put it on the freebie table at work!