06 June 2010

Bringing up Cloney

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So what if the Alien creature were way cuter and occupied a lot more ambiguous slot on the benignity-to-malignity scale? And what if it turned into an even cuter toddler and ultimately into a hot young woman (albeit with a bald head and a stinger in her tail, if you catch my drift--no, no, actually my drift is purely [well, OK, mostly] literal)? A teenager with fairly typical teenage issues w/ the 'rents, as well as a few unique ones, and an especially complex Electra complex?

Well, you'd have a movie a little like lots of others you've seen but plenty like no movie you've ever seen. And if you had heal honest-to-god actors like Sarah Polley and Adrien Brody in the ham-it-up lead roles, plus the scary-tough-beautiful Simona Maicanescu as their kinda villainous big boss and David Hewlett doing a convincing Tarantino imitation as their dumb, spineless littler boss (yes, swear to god: dude mimics Taratino's acting style), plus the appropriately exotic Delphine Chanéac as the troubled and troublesome teen--well, you'd have some seriously good popcorn fodder.

Sequel looms.

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