29 May 2009

Only happens in the movies

The Purple Rose of Cairo

(1985)
So what would you say is Woody Allen's last great film? I would say it's later than this, but this is a film that holds up very well nearly a quarter of a century later.

Mia Farrow cements her status as Allen's best-ever leading lady, and if she hadn't in the first 79 minutes, the transformation of her face from despair to narcotic numbness and then to something resembling a cracked happiness would have done it.

Chasco barato

Rudo y Cursi

Crit

Well, I was hoping to be able to say that this would join the short list of my favorite fútbol movies, but as engaging as García Bernal and Luna are as the titular hermanos, the storytelling by writer-director Carlos Cuarón is rote and unsurprising.

Highlight is García Bernal's Cursi in a comically bad Spanish-language music video of Cheap Trick's "I Want You to Want Me."

Trailer

24 May 2009

Nerve damage

The Fortune Cookie

(1966)
Billy Wilder redoes Double Indemnity as a comedy, except that it's not really very funny and sympathies are scrambled. Matthau as Lemmon's shyster brother-in-law, pushing him to fake serious injury for an insurance score. While Willie wants the cash, Harry only wants his ex-wife back. She's played by one Judi West, for whom Mirisch apparently had big plans, which seem to have fared about as well as Whiplash Willie's scam.

Citric acid

Etz limon (Lemon tree)

Crit
A simple story: a Palestinian widow whose livelihood comes exclusively from her lemon grove, protests the order of the Israeli secret service to uproot the trees when the new minister of defense moves in next door and just across the border.

How, she and her lawyer demand, can a grove cultivated without incident by her late husband's family for 50 years be such a threat? But of course for a state forced to live since its inception in a state of siege, nothing is simple: experience has taught the Israelis that anything that provides cover is a threat, so there is no satisfactory room for compromise.

A simple story; too simple. I'm sure the filmmakers believed themselves to be presenting a balanced view, but they stack the deck in favor of the widow, played by Hiam Abbass, who, as in The Visitor, embodies righteous determination in the face of injustice, and also displays stealth sensuality. I'm sympathetic to the Palestinian plight and distinctly unsympathetic to hypocritical, cryptohawkish Israeli bureaucrats like the one played by Doron Tavory here, but I'm suspicious of any Middle East story, including real life, with heroes and villains so clearly cast. Oh, and lest we fail to get it, we are from time to time treated to the lessons in logic a guard plays during his hours in the watchtower: logic has never been so surreal.

Still, if I don't believe in simplicity, I'm not cynical about citrus groves: much of the film is gorgeous. Like it says in the song, I guess: it's very pretty, but be careful about swallowing.

23 May 2009

Ham and cheese

The Band Wagon

(1953)
My second metashow of the day, with genius director Jeffrey Cordova (Jack Buchanan), who talks the entertainment talk but walks the dreary pretense walk, pairing hoofer Tony Hunter (Fred Astaire) and ballerina Gabrielle Gerard (Cyd Charisse) despite the generational, artistic, and temperamental chasm between them. You'll never guess what happens!

Plenty of musical silliness and illogic (e.g., when the show supposedly reverts to to what the married Martons [Oscar Levant and Nanette Fabray] originally wrote, what happens to the plot they describe early? why does it become a revue?), but enough brilliance ("That's Entertainment," "Triplets," every moment Astaire and Charisse dance together) to make logic moot.

What they did

Every Little Step

Crit

Speaking as someone who knew so little about A Chorus Line that I would have said it was by Bob Fosse if anyone had asked, let me just say that even if this were just a metamovie about casting the 2006 Broadway revival of the show, it would be terrific.

What makes it even better than that is that it is in part sort of a biography of the show, going back to the 100 hours of reel-to-reel tape Michael Bennett recorded with friends and fellow denizens of the musical stage, then molded into the multiple Tony winner. The result, including the presence of two of those denizens, Baayork Lee and Donna McKechnie, who played not-at-all-disguised versions of themselves when the show opened in 1976, so enlivens the underlying text that I might (might) actually be interested in seeing it, and I haven't had any interest in seeing a stage musical not directed by my daughter since Hedwig and the Angry Inch was on Jane Street.

Trailers

22 May 2009

tmi

Carnal Knowledge

(1971)
What was I thinking? At 17, I took a 17-year-old girl I'd known maybe a week to this. More to the point, what was she thinking? Given the gift of seeing what men are like, why would she marry one and have a baby with him? And yet.

Dated, yes, but still depressingly truer than we'd like to admit.

Cinéma chèvre

Serbis (Service)

Crit

Just a day in the life of a provincial Philippines family-run movie theater (whose marquee even says FAMILY) that shows heterosexual porn as a backdrop to gay prostitution. Not much happens: the matriarch's legal action against her philandering husband is decided, an affair is revealed, a pregnancy is announced, a boil is popped, and a stray goat interrupts the evening show. Don't ask me why I found it compelling; I just did.

17 May 2009

Kill the pig

The Simpsons Movie

(2007)
You know, the world changes every day, mostly for the worse, but there's one thing that never loses its value: laughing your ass off for the better part of ninety minutes.

But seriously: what happens to the pig after he saves the family from the mob?

Amour fou

Un Baiser s'il vous plaît (Shall we kiss?)

Crit
Hey, this is odd: notice anything similar about the movie posters across the lobby from each other at the Criterion--that is, the posters for the films I've seen the past two days? And unlike a lot of posters that depict some moment that doesn't actually occur in the film, in each case the naughty-bit-touching is a key moment for plot and characterization.

This is one of those inevitably-there-will-be-a-vastly-inferior-American-remake French sex farces, one that veers into darkness late but manages to be more compelling when it's more silly. Best friends tempt Cupid by agreeing to have perfectly clinical, uninvolved sex, and . . . aw, you guessed!

Wonderful performance in the enigmatic narrative frame by one Julie Gayet, who looks awfully familiar, but I seem not to have seen her in anything else but the trailer for Mon meilleur ami. Hope to see her again, though.

16 May 2009

Pilgrim's progress

The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

(1962)
In an episode of Mad Men I watched this week, one character tells another of having seen this and having been disappointed that in the end, it turns out just as you thought at first: "John Wayne shot him." Well, yeah, that's the obvious reading, but I read this as a protopostmodernist document that yields no certainty.

The first, ostensibly objective, depiction we get of the shooting seems to show James Stewart's Ranse Stoddard firing a fluky fatal shot; later Wayne's Tom Doniphon narrates a revisionist version wherein he gunned down Lee Marvin's memorable badman from the shadows in cold-blooded murder.

But Doniphon has at least two motives, one self-aggrandizing, one self-effacing, for undercutting Ranse's narrative: he may just want to sting one last time the man to whom he has lost his one true love, Hallie (Vera Miles), or, more likely, he may want to assuage Stoddard's legitimate guilt in the service of sending the territory's best man to Washington. Or he may be telling the truth. Or he may erroneously think he's telling the truth: even in Doniphon's version, Ranse's shot seems sufficiently well aimed to have had at least a chance of providing the fatal wound. And conveniently, the drunken doctor/coroner has no interest in investigating the shooting beyond declaring the outlaw dead.

I think the whole point--and the point of the newspaper editor's portentous summation "When the truth becomes the legend, print the legend," which, if you actually parse it, means precisely nothing--is that fact is often too slippery to pin down. That's not news in 2009, but in the 1962 Hollywood mainstream, it was far hipper than John Ford is usually given credit for being.

More than a butt touch

Management

Crit

Well, this is a funny little bird. Tortuous plot, tortuous mood, and with all the twists it's bound to take a wrong turn from time to time. At points it tiptoes along the quirky-for-quirk's-sake border, but a smart script by Stephen Belber (who also directed) and the unfailing charm of Steve Zahn and Jennifer Aniston keep us in the game, sometimes against our better judgment, and almost always against our sense of logic. As Aniston's character, Sue, says at one point, "That's not how life works." Your point being?

Trailers

Most of there I forgot to record yesterday, but I think I can remember everything: Adam, LeBron, Ali, plus lots of love:
  • Adam--Hugh Dancy is the latest entrant in the Afflicted Guy Oscar Sweepstakes: he has Asperger's; she (Rose Byrne) is willing to work with him on that.
  • More Than a Game--Documentary about James's celebrated high school team.
  • Soul Power--Doc on the concert organized to capitalize on the 1974 Ali-Foreman Rumble in the Jungle; James Brown, Celia Cruz, and B. B. King, among others.
  • Paper Heart--I'm confused: is this or is it not a documentary? Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi fall in love, or pretend to.
  • (500) Days of Summer--Another you-really-love-me-despite-what-you-think story, this one with Joseph Gordon-Levitt trying to convince Zooey Deschanel.
  • Easy Virtue--Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but Jessica Biel actually seems as if she might be able to handle the role of the new American wife considered a slut by the proper English family headed by Kristin Scott Thomas and Colin Firth. Based on a Noël Coward play silently filmed in 1928 by a young Brit only recently repatriated from Germany.

15 May 2009

War effort

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek

(1944)
Not sure when I've so enjoyed a film while wishing for different leads. How about Garland and Rooney instead of Betty Hutton and Eddie Bracken as the mysteriously pregnant Trudy and her ever-faithful Norval? On the other hand, William Demarest and Diana Lynn are perfect as Trudy's blustering father and far-too-wise-and-cynical-for-fourteen sister. I was going to say that Lynn is about as convincing a fourteen-year-old as Veronica Lake was a boy in another Preston Sturges film, but according to IMDb, Lynn was in fact only seventeen when she made the film.

Fear and loathing

Tyson

Crit

Huh! Who'd have thought I could be convinced that Mike Tyson is a complex, thoughtful, self-critical man motivated more than anything else by childhood fear of being bullied? In multiple interviews Tyson rarely blames anyone else for his multiple meltdowns, and the vigor with which he examines his life must certainly make it worth living, regardless of what most of us may have assumed. Oh, and the fight footage does nothing to undercut his assertion that at his peak, he was the best ever to wear Everlast trunks.

10 May 2009

How about you?

Manhattan

(1979)
OK, this was work-related: in the book I'm proofreading, the author refers to a character in this film who gives a tour of the city's architecture. Now I know my Woody well enough to have recognized immediately that he's confusing this with Hannah and Her Sisters, but I thought the responsible thing to do, never mind that I've probably seen this close to a dozen times, would be to confirm my recollection that there's no scene here that could be described thus. Recollection confirmed.

And if I were making my list of things that make like worth living, I might well include that moment when "Strike Up the Band" segues into "But Not for Me" as Isaac sees Tracy again, separated by time, space, and glass doors.

It's just a jump to the left

Star Trek

Crit

You know what word I haven't used much lately? Fun. Well, this is a whole year's worth of adrenalinic, self-referential, mind-warping fun. I'm no Trekkie (or whatever it is that they prefer to be called), but I'm aware enough of the tropes of the original series to get at least the most obvious jokes about what Jennie Tonic calls Star Trek Babies. And I'm a humanist, not a physicist, but I guess I get enough of the weird pseudoscience to sort of get the time-warp. And I've sure as hell seen enough Indy Jones and Star Wars flicks to appreciate the adrenaline rush. All of which equals fun.

Alternate reality: credited as a concept artist (whatever that is) is one Ryan Church, which is the name of one of my favorite New York Mets. Now, I have a compulsion to give esoteric nicknames to my Mets, and when Church joined the team, I immediately translated his surname to the Scots and Middle English version of the word, which led naturally to . . . right: Captain Kirk.

Trailers

Seven of them, seven! Can I even remember them all?

09 May 2009

Agita

Broadway Danny Rose

(1984)
Woody in Goombahland.

This seems to be greater than the sum of its parts. Didn't love it when it came out, but I keep returning to it, and it keeps making me smile. And that's enough for me.

08 May 2009

Prehensile tail

B Monkey

(1999)
His life is excruciatingly dull, hers is killingly exciting; clearly, doom looms.

Pretty silly, and surprisingly conventional, but I can't disagree with the popular wisdom that Asia Argento has a certain appeal.

Boldly going

Times Summer Movies section came out this weekend, but this year, instead of listing every freakin' movie coming this season, I'm just going to comment briefly on what looks promising and what looks like Bad Idea Jeans. I'll be updating as I go along.
Are you kidding me?
From the feature on Tony Scott's remake of The Taking of Pelham One Two Three, cleverly titled The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3:
Mr. Scott admitted that before working on the movie — a retelling of John Godey’s best-selling New York City subway hostage thriller, made into a classic 1974 movie — he had never been in the subway. “Well, when I say never, I mean maybe once or twice quite drunk at night, when I couldn’t find a taxi,” said Mr. Scott, who was born in England and lives in Los Angeles. [posted 3 May]


Well, in fact,it looks as if there won't be multiple installments, just that one and this one: had time to read the section at lunch hours this week, had no time to post in the evenings. So . . .
Yes, I'll watch her
Maya Rudolph is featured in Five Scene-Stealers to Watch, and without having watched SNL during her tenure, I'm convinced just by the trailer for Away We Go, which, in case I haven't mentioned it, was shot in part in my neighborhood, and the façade of my very own building may be in it, not that that's a reason for it to be a 5 or anything.
Time to restart Netflix, I guess
Gee whiz, does every damned one of the upcoming DVDs highlighted sound great, or what? I saw the trailer for Killshot on a DVD (yeah, I watch the trailers on DVD sometimes; you got a problem w/ that?) and recognized it immediately as an Elmore Leonard novel I'd read, and figured the film must have been crap and gone straight to DVD. An assumption only slightly less than half right, apparently. Oh, and don't miss in the miscellany that My Dinner with Andre is finally returning to disc. And the wonderful adaptation of Flannery O'Connor's Wise Blood, starring Brad Dourif and directed, according to the opening credits, by Jhon Huston.
My 5s, Jennie Tonic's 5s, and consensus 5s
(Colors behave with annoying consistency; if text is colored, that takes precedence, but if not, look closely at the bullets.)
My 4s, JT's 4s, and consensus 4s
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OK, other things I was planning to list as questionable or execrable, but I've already spent far more time on this that I expected to, plus I'm depressed to seeing that my erstwhile best friend and I have almost nothing to discuss about movies anymore, so, basta.

03 May 2009

Be careful what you wish for

Freaky Friday

(1976)
DVR'd this because I liked the 2003 remake so much, but this--though there's nothing wrong with the performances by Jodie Foster (this was the same year as Taxi Driver) and Barbara Harris--is mostly just mechanical Disney pap, never funny, rarely amusing, always obvious, often insufferable.

I did not know: screenplay, from her own novel, is by Mary Rodgers, daughter of Richard.

02 May 2009

In nomine patris

The Godfather

(1972)
What's to be said that hasn't been said better? Maybe this: at Connie's wedding, when Michael tells Kay about his father's facilitation of Johnny Fontaine's escape from his contract with the bandleader, is there maybe more perverse pride in the story than conviction in "That's my family, Kay; that's not me"? In other words, is it a story of an idealist's corruption by a system or one of a scion just waiting for his moment?

The new restoration, by the way, is worth getting even if you already have the film on DVD; turns out it's supposed to be murky only in some scenes, not in every scene.

The loneliness of the long-distance runner

Hunger

Crit

The centerpiece of this astonishing film about Bobby Sands and the other IRA hunger strikers of 1981--after we see the prisoners' excretory protests, before we see the grotesque mechanics of the starving body's attack against itself--is a long, maybe 15-minute, scene at a table of an otherwise empty dining hall, as Sands and his parish priest debate the religious, ethical, and political rightness of the upcoming strike. Sounds as undramatic as can be, right? Two guys talking, My Cigarette with Bobby. But in context it is more dramatic, I suspect, than anything the X-Men or Star Trek movies have for us, as both men fight for both men's souls.

One of the best films I can hope to see this year.

01 May 2009

Hell on wheels

Murderball

(2005)
Hey, don't waste your pity on these quadriplegics; they're a bunch of mean sonsabitches. Loved this when I saw it in the theater, loved it less this time--seems to kind of peter out, unnecessarily, after the climactic game footage. Still, if you've never see this doc about the sport redubbed with political correctness "quad rugby," do.

Orpheus in Hades

The Soloist

Crit

Anytime Robert Downey Jr. is in a film and you come out talking about someone else, that someone else has done something pretty spectacular; so with Jamie Foxx here.

I've sometimes said that the Oscar-darling "afflicted guy" often isn't as challenging as a character more in the range of what we see in everyday life. Well, there's nothing simple about this afflicted-guy performance; Foxx's Nathaniel Ayers makes us uneasy throughout, always as uncertain of what he'll do next as those in his life must be. Not a great film, but a great performance.

By the way, the trailer does not prepare you for the hell of LA homelessness that the film portrays; apparently the producers were afraid that that would be too big a downer. Instead, the trailer emphasizes the uplift that is indeed a keynote of the film, but not the only one.

Trailers